Category: Humorous Quotes

Witty Quotes to Share with Friends Sharing witty quotes with friends is like adding a splash of joy to your conversations. A good quote has the power to make you laugh, think, or simply brighten up your day. Here, we have compiled a list of some of the most clever and amusing quotes that are…

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. – Unknown The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She hugged me. – Unknown Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim…

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. – Unknown I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. – Unknown I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. – Tommy Cooper If at first, you donÍt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnÍt for you. – Steven Wright I…

Family is not an important thing. ItÍs everything. – Michael J. Fox The love of a family is life’s greatest blessing. – Unknown Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. – David Ogden Stiers Family: where life begins and love never ends. – Unknown The memories we make with our family are everything.…

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. – Unknown My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. – Unknown I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. – Tommy Cooper I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every…

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. – Unknown Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. – Unknown Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey The road to success is always under construction. – Lily Tomlin I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes……