A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. – Unknown
WeÍll be best friends forever because you already know too much. – Unknown
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. – Elbert Hubbard
I love that our friendship is a never-ending conversation. – Unknown
WeÍll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home. – Unknown
Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard. – Unknown
True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically. – Unknown
I was an innocent being once… then my best friend came along. – Unknown
A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think youÍll never smile again. – Unknown
You donÍt have to be crazy to be my friend. IÍll train you. – Unknown
Real friends donÍt get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. – Unknown
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face. – Unknown
A true friend is someone who thinks youÍre a good egg even though they know youÍre slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer
You and I are more than friends. WeÍre like a really small gang. – Unknown
WeÍll be friends until weÍre old and senile… then weÍll be new friends! – Unknown
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. – Unknown
WeÍve been friends for so long, I canÍt remember which one of us is the bad influence. – Unknown
I hope weÍre friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through walls and scare people. – Unknown
You and I are friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. – Unknown
Best friends donÍt care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine. – Unknown
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. – Unknown
Friends donÍt let friends do stupid things… alone. – Unknown
WeÍll be best friends forever because you already know too much. – Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson